For hilarytamar: Daniel/Paul Davis, not explicit.

( He hadn't expected Jackson here )

I was trying to write fic this week. It didn't work. Below I give you three snippets; I do not know whether they really come from the same fic or not, but I wanted them to. Judge for yourselves.

Inside the Defenses
J/D, PG-13, short.

( Jack didn't really quit smoking, as such )

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( Even amnesiac, Daniel still held all his secrets )

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( If I wrote the fic about Jack's history with addiction, this is how it would end )

A Long Time Denied
NC-17, 6500 words, Jack/Daniel
Written for the J/D Kinkathon for the prompts "bottom Jack," "Jack in handcuffs," and "dubious consent." Missing scene/AU of 2x05 Need.
SERIOUS WARNINGS for consent issues
AN: I might as well just change my lj name to "the one with the oral fixation" now. I mean, it's not like I'm fooling anybody. *facepalm* HUGE thanks to blue_meridian and princessofg for beta-duty and hand-holding and cheerleading above and beyond the call.

( For one horrible, stomach-lurching, dick-hardening second, Jack is on his knees before Daniel and he wants to worship. )

The Stars Up Above You Feel Wrong
SG1, rated G, 1400 words.
I guess this is gen. Holy shit. Weird.
AN: Source for the title and quote. Set before "Forever in a Day." Because I have never written apocalypse before, despite loving it more than anything.

( Somewhere in that sky, the world may be ending. All they can do is wait. )

Five ATA gene side-effects
For sg1_five_things, here. Look, I finally wrote a five-things that really is a list of five things, instead of a huge actual fic!
Jack/Daniel and John/Rodney, 650 words, R

( Rodney can't prove a thing, but after digging through Jack O'Neill's records... )

Random side question: I am starting to see movement on various fandom Christmas/holiday exchanges, including the poll post at sg1_jubilee that basically NOBODY has answered. Is sg1_jubilee the main exchange? (If so, why have none of you voted over there?) Is there one for SGA? I can't find it! (Or better yet, one for gateverse in general?)

Fighting Instincts
Jack/Daniel first time
PG-13, 1250 words
AN: Writing exercise. Don't ask me what they were fighting about; I haven't a clue, but the exact argument doesn't seem important.

( He saw the punch coming a mile off. )

Look, I WARNED you guys! Remember that big list of things I wanted? Here they are. Disclaimer: These come with no artistic integrity, no connections between ficlets, no warranties as to characterization or plausibility, and no pretense as to quality. Hell, they aren't even proofread. One involves curtains. Read at your own risk.


( Shopping for condo furnishings in DC )



( The one where Jack goes all out and gets down on one knee )



( The one where they hold a tiny little hush-hush ceremony with just SG1 that gets out of hand )



( The one where don't ask, don't tell is repealed and they are married practically before the ink is dry )



( The sex with lots of talking and lots of endearments and lots of 'I love you's. )



Oh my God, I feel SO MUCH better now. Except for the fact that my spn_nostalgia is now due in two days and I am still procrastinating it. *hangs head* But at least I think I am in a mental place for happy brotherly banter now. If I had tried to write it before these, it would have been Incest-induced Guilt Angst Of Doom.

Second Chances
For Five Times Jack and Daniel Were Unfaithful To Each Other at sg1_five_things, but it outgrew any kind of reasonable commentfic length.
Multiple pairings (Jack/Laira, Jack/OMC, Daniel/OMC), but this is mostly about the Jack/Daniel.
3700 words, NC-17
princessofg betad me and knocked my socks off- thank you! I changed the ending completely after she was done with it, so blame me and not her.

( Three strikes and you're out; hell, in soccer it only takes one red card. )

Problem Solving
SG1 Jack/Daniel first time, 1800 words, PG-13
Small Victories (4x01) tag
AN: Really not sure about this one, but I wrote this comment and the damn thing wouldn't leave me alone. This is the first J/D first-time I've written, and... I don't know.

( Jack had said, 'Davis, give the order,' and Paul had turned to look at him, and waited. And it didn’t make sense. )

Pragmatics
SG1, Jack/Daniel, 850 words, rated G
Small Victories (4x01) tag
No beta, please save me from myself if necessary.
AN: Sometimes I can break writer’s block by writing a scene of almost pure dialog. This is actually the sequel to Unlooked-for Gift, in that it resolves the conflict beginning to simmer in that one. No, really. If you were in Daniel’s POV that would make sense, I swear.

( I gave the order to kill you. )

Five First Kisses
SG1 Jack/Daniel
4600 words, R
WARNING for character death.
Thanks to abyssinia4077 for helpful brainstorming and jd_junkie, the fastest beta in the West.

( I had five first kisses with the love of my life. )

Timing
SG1 Jack/Daniel (and possibly Sam/Teal’c)
Rated G, 2400 words
AN: I owe wyomingnot a drabble. She prompted me with “Jack/Daniel, timing, temerity” (well, and Tupperware, but I couldn’t get any traction on that). This happened. It’s not a masterpiece, but I had fun (also, I fail at drabbling). Hope you enjoy.

( I want to tell them. It's time. )

Confidential to quarryquest: I would, but I haven't seen Morgan or Merlin yet! I'll have to owe you a raincheck.

Obviously, I am going to become one of those writers who will shove their WIPs at anybody who doesn't run away fast enough. I really really miss being in school, when I used to AIM with friends constantly and we would draft papers together and copy-paste paragraphs to each other and talk about our writing endlessly. I don't know anybody like that in fandom now.

( These are the things I'm actively writing (as in, they're in my head ALL THE TIME and I'm pretty confident they'll get finished) )

( And these are the ones I've started but am not working on right this minute and may or may not happen. )