I just had a long phone conversation with C wherein we discussed the things the Stargate franchise does with clones and androids and AU-versions and Alternate-timeline-versions and doubling in general. All of which boil down to 'I love this franchise!' and also to me being completely thematically obsessed with Jack's clone.

Quick! When you imagine Jack and Daniel (let's go with a Jack and Daniel who are not sleeping together, or at least not yet) having a fight- a huge, vicious, knock-down-drag-out fight over something *between* "Need" and "Menace" (that is, not counting either of those), what is it? I mean, what utterly terrible thing did they do/say to each other in an episode, or in a missing scene, or what would one of them have been horribly offended by, in that four-season span?

Why, yes, I am trying to write something here. I have 4/5 of a vaguely "five things" inspired Jack/Daniel thing, and I need help.

Speaking of which, does anyone want to do a super-fast run-through of what I have? Character death warning, 3700 words.

I, uh, just wrote 1800 words of Jack/Daniel PWP. The problem is it's so damn indulgent- like, probably more indulgent than any other sex scene I've written, in that "take one very specific button of yours and just pound on it for awhile" sort of way, so that I almost certainly can't post it without a beta reader smacking me around first.

Um, anybody? Jack/Daniel NC-17, power dynamic d/s stuff but no kink trappings. And this isn't one of my lame "if I actually wrote this, would anybody read it?" this, it's all written and waiting for you!

*bats eyelashes* Please?

Caught
Pushing Daisies, R or a light NC-17, reference to Ned/Chuck
This is a little bitty angstlet I started for a masturbation prompt so long ago I've forgotten what it was actually for. 750 words.

( Ned caught her during the late afternoon quiet period. )

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ETA: I may or may not have an actual (much less angsty) Ned/Chuck fic in the works, but I have no one to beta it for me. Is there anyone who would be willing to maybe let me bug them later?

Licorice.
RPS J2, R, short one-shot
Disclaimer: Lies, all lies.
AN: Expansion/rewrite of my comment porn for apocalypsos's prompt- she was talking about some study were certain smells are aphrodisiacs and wanted fic, and someone mentioned that anise was one of them. No beta, so tell me if my fly's undone or something.

Random other note: where does a girl go to get a Torchwood brit-pick in this town? Also, I am STILL waiting for someone to write me John Barrowman/James Marsters. Seriously.

( The first time it happens, Jensen is horny anyway. )

Only 2 more days till I go home for Christmas!

Successful days of writing: 20

I was procrastinating my spn_holidays  story so badly, because it just wasn't working for me. But I wrote 1k words yesterday, and it suddenly for the first time feels like it might, possibly, maybe, be good. Yeah! Right now I'm somewhere between 1/2 and 2/3 done, but it's not a nice even "half done"- instead, it's this wild patchwork of bits that I think are polished and good, and bits that could probably stand a lot of revision, and bits that consist of "(there needs to be a scene here)"

The thing is, I'm all worried and some bits seem way too weirdly emotionally ambiguous (even though that's what I was trying for anyway) and some bits are probably annoying pretentious and I have all sorts of wibbles like that.  This is my first actual fic ever, and on top of that it's an exchange thing, and I just CAN'T post it without getting some kind of feedback. On the other hand, it's due soon and I know I'm going to be scrambling right up to the last minute on it and there's no way I can actually FINISH it in time to send it to a beta...

I know it's ridiculous to ask somebody to look over something so ridiculously half-formed, not to mention on a short time-frame, but I'm wibbling and worried and... would anybody? Currently 5,500 words, with some wincest (Rish) but no other warnings.